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Taylor Swift Can Get It

Taylor Swift can get it. Then she can write a song about how good it was. While she may not make dicks move like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera in their primes, she still brings it. And I’m a sucker … Continue reading

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Why Are Girls Not Funny?

I’ve come to realize over the years that girls are simply not capable of being funny. They just don’t know funny when funny hits them in the face. Like my Why Do Ugly Girls Do The Face blog from Wednesday was … Continue reading

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Rachel Nichols Can Get It

          Today’s Can Get It Girl is Rachel Nichols of ESPN fame. With the peephole scandal surrounding Erin Andrews and her shapely ass, perfect tits, and shaved box last year, I think Ms. Nichols fell by the wayside. I’m not normally … Continue reading

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Is Sophie Turner Hot?

Easy answer? Yes, Sophie Turner is hot. Hard answer? Sophie Turner’s body is hot; her face is a trainwreck. Sophie is an Australian model. Models are held in high regard as some of the most beautiful people in the world. … Continue reading

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Addison Timlin Can Get It (Page Break NSFW/NSFC)

                        Addison Timlin is today’s Can Get It Girl. And she can get it hard. Who is Addison Timlin you ask? She plays a hot movie star named Sasha Bingham on Californication and she loves showing her perfect tits to … Continue reading

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Why Do Ugly Girls Do The Face?

                The preceeding 4 pictures are examples of girls doing “The Face,” a face intended to ward off creepy assholes at parties when “your penis touches [her] butthole without [her] knowing.” “The Face” has spread like wildfire due to … Continue reading

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Amber Lancaster Can Get It

Amber Lancaster is our first reader-submitted “Can Get It” girl here at Hobo-Like Thoughts. I don’t know much about this girl, but according to Wikipedia, she was a Seattle Seahawks Sea Gal for 5 seasons and has been a model … Continue reading

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