Taylor Swift can get it. Then she can write a song about how good it was.
While she may not make dicks move like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera in their primes, she still brings it. And I’m a sucker for girls with talent. She’s the epitome of All-American girl. And we know what that means. Freak. In. The. Sack.
Though her face reminds me of a rodent and her body isn’t anything special, there’s something about the girl that does it for me. Plus, she’s been rejected by guys her entire life. Don’t believe me? Listen to her songs. Definitely will do anything to keep a guy she likes around. Two words: Great Dome.
I’ve got a special treat for everyone tomorrow. I can guarantee you’ll love it.
Hobos and Fembos, we’re looking for college girls to feature as girls that “Can Get It” along with celebrities. Dudes, if you’ve got college girl suggestions, make sure it’s ok with them first. Ladies, make sure to include pics of your tits when you submit yourself. And celebrity “Can Get It” suggestions are always welcome. Send all “Can Get It” girl suggestions, both college girls and celebrities, to email@example.com.