I’ve come to realize over the years that girls are simply not capable of being funny. They just don’t know funny when funny hits them in the face. Like my Why Do Ugly Girls Do The Face blog from Wednesday was fucking hilarious. All the dudes I showed it to agreed with me and got a real big chuckle.
I was expecting some backlash from girls who read the blog, though I knew only the ugly girls would really be offended by it. I know for a fact hot girls will front like they’re offended in front of their ugly friends, when in reality, their pussy lips get moist.
But if you’re going to be offended and comment, at least make it funny and witty. Oh wait, I forgot, females can’t do that. I got this gem from Classy Kat: “…and you look like an asian pizza man who is eating out an invisible snatch.” Like, was that supposed to make me feel bad? Contrary, it made me laugh at the pathetic attempt at humor. So Classy Kat, this blog’s for you.