The preceeding 4 pictures are examples of girls doing “The Face,” a face intended to ward off creepy assholes at parties when “your penis touches [her] butthole without [her] knowing.” “The Face” has spread like wildfire due to Jenna from StoolLaLa’s YouTube video “How To Avoid Talking To People You Don’t Want To Talk To.”
However, I pose a question. Why do ugly girls do the face? Shouldn’t they take all the dick they can get? Like, I’m not trying to be an asshole here, but shouldn’t ugly girls be happy when a guy’s got his junk all up in your trunk on the dance floor?
The only response I’ve gotten so far to this question is “LMFAO, hahah i think i just pee’d my in my pants.” So clearly, this dude agrees with me. What do the Hobos and Fembos think? Should ugly girls take what they can get?
Plus, I’ve got a patent on something I call “The Face” since at least Hallo-fucking-ween:
It’s a combination of motorboating and being a drunk retard. Game. Set. Match. The Face.